Arranger of open

or in-company courses,

Dispatcher all over

of needed resources

Speaker on phone

when things need to be spoken,

Fixer all round

of all things broken

Interior designer

of corridors and halls,

Sticker of stencils,

Painter of walls

Mender of roofs,

Unclogger of bogs,

Maintainer of registers,

Logger of logs

Hirer of anything

needed to hire,

Enforcer of regs

relating to fire

Inductor of all

new inductees,

Procurer of coffees,

biscuits and teas

Meeter and Greeter

of the first to arrive,

Checker of names,

Lee, Sue or Clive

Shaker of hands

welcomer, smiler,

Recorder of good news,

Complaints compiler

Manager when things

don’t go to plan,

Bearer of flak

when stuff hits the fan

Checker of supplies,

Counter of cash,

Watcher of stock,

Recycler of trash

Attender to matters

of utmost urgency,

Advisor of contacts

at times of emergency

So many jobs

but let’s not pretend,

The best role of all,

Beloved colleague and friend