I left Intent out of Crime

without a hint of remorse

In Trusts I omitted 

two thirds of the course

In my Tort paper, Negligence,

was never debated

Without Remedies, my Contract

was somewhat Frustrated

Constitutional was studied

over many dark nights

But the paper they gave me

Breached my Human Rights

In Land my answer

was crudely concise

I told the client in the question

To seek legal advice!

So rather than smiling 

from ear to ear

If feel I have just put paid

to my legal career