Written about my dear cousin Mamoon, a lovely amiable guy in the main, but who develops an altogether different persona when the Monopoly board comes out!
Mamoon is a Monopoly Freak
By Fahim Firfiray
Balham, London, August , 1991
Mamoon is a Monopoly Freak
His mastery of it is somewhat unique
He's aggressive, zealous, shrewd through and through
If you're his opponent then God help you!
He'll purchase all properties and capture all stations
And won't give a damn for friends or relations
He builds hotels all over the place
The banker in charge can't keep up with his pace
You'll visit his land again and again
And curse every time you set foot on Park lane......
.....Regent Street, Bond Street, he'll follow each action
London will not be such a tourist attraction
Pay his rent, or you'll stay in detention
You'll never slip by, he pays good attention
But there is one way to beat this man
Keep yourself calm and follow this plan
At the start of the game, as quick as can be
Get into jail and swallow the key